Bank of Mordis

Island Tycoon

Build Your Island Empire. Survive the Most Predatory Bank in the Indian Ocean.

Roll cinematic 3D dice across 1,190 islands and 21 atolls of the Maldivian archipelago. Buy properties, shop for luxury yachts and villas on installment, trade with other players, and try not to go bankrupt from the relentless fees, predatory mortgages, and surprise repossessions of the Bank of Mordis.

Voted Worst Bank 7 Years Running

What Awaits You

Everything you never asked for. And we charge for all of it.

1,190 Islands

Conquer an empire spanning 1,182 islands across 21 breathtaking atolls.

Luxury Marketplace

Buy yachts, villas, and submarines. On installment. With predatory terms.

Multiplayer Trading

Trade islands and assets with other citizens. The bank takes 10% commission.

Cinematic Dice

3D animated dice with confetti on doubles and special effects on snake eyes.

47+ Fees

Each one more absurd than the last. You're welcome.

Predatory Loans

Up to 60% interest per turn. Soul Mortgageβ„’ available.

Asset Mortgaging

Mortgage your luxury goods for quick cash. 18% interest per turn. What could go wrong?

Inevitable Bankruptcy

It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of when.

Mordis Marketplace

Browse 14 luxury items across 4 categories. Buy outright or on installment with a 30% down payment. Miss payments? We inflate your debt. Fall behind? We repossess. Fully own something? Mortgage it for quick cash at 18% interest.

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Speedboat

$2.5M

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Beach Villa

$8M

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Mega Yacht

$15M

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Private Sub

$50M

Player Trading

Propose trades with other citizens β€” swap islands, luxury assets, and cash. Negotiate deals, counter offers, or let them expire. The bank takes a 10% commission on every accepted trade. Plus a $25K filing fee. Naturally.

Trade Filing Fee$25,000
Mordis Commission10% of trade value
Bank OffersFee-free (suspicious)

How It Works

Six simple steps to financial ruin.

1

Register as a Citizen

Create your account. Registration is free. Everything after that is not.

2

Roll the Dice

Watch cinematic 3D dice fly, land on islands, trigger events, and see your travel path animate across the board.

3

Buy Islands & Luxury Goods

Acquire islands, upgrade resorts, and shop for yachts, villas, and submarines β€” on cash or installment.

4

Trade & Deal

Trade islands and assets with other players. Negotiate deals. The bank always takes its cut.

5

Mortgage & Leverage

Mortgage your fully-owned assets for quick cash. Use installment plans. Stack debt on debt.

6

Survive the Bank

Dodge outages, endure compounding interest, installment payments, and pray you don't get repossessed.

The Numbers Don't Lie

But the bank does. Frequently.

1,190
Islands Available
21
Atolls to Explore
14
Luxury Shop Items
47+
Absurd Fees
60%
Max Interest/Turn
1
Predatory Bank

Ready to Lose Everything?

Join thousands of citizens who thought they could beat the system. Spoiler: the system has a Fee Calculation Fee.

Voted Worst Bank 7 Years Running